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The Last Men on Earth. The band to end all bands. Watch out Every other band. The last men on earth are here. And they're gonna kick your ass. In Fact. They will kick ass untill they are the last men on earth. Just them and the women. Of the earth. Rocking out. Making Sweet music. And Rocking. Out. This is my official unnoficial website. I am Tre. Super fan. And you will know me by the trail of the last men on earth memorabilia. And just so you other fans know. I am super fan. Respect my authority. Recent Poll Results Ok, 'cos the polling facitlity is looking at me funny I'm using an external ballot for the new poll on the new songs and stuff... so like vote, so I know, ok? (and yeah..... I stole the ballot page from a thread on that other forum for that guy in that band who is cool but not as cool as the last men on earth, OK?) http://www.bestandworst.com/pages/vote/vote-45646.html

BREAKING NEWS - Smaller Than Jesus

(but much cooler imo)

The smaller than Jesus tour is coming, according to Apple 4 my Iris the tour will start at Boomtime, Chaos 62, Year of our Lady of Dischord 3170. And yes, of course I know **when** that is, no I'm not hoping someone will e-mail me and tell me what it means,  but if you're really clever and e mail me and get it right I might send you a Last Men On Earth Sock or something. The new enigmatic member Vole Vat, who still hasn't given me an interview (HINT HINT) can be quoted as saying that the tour will visit Shangi-La, Atlantis, Lemuria, Oz and Utopia.... gee they sound far away, I might have to pull a few exra shifts in McDonalds to afford those plane tickets!

Fanzine!!! Cristal-Bidet (Tingly good)

You ignorant fuckwits should know about the bands live opener.... if not you are not a fan and should not be even gracing my site....Cristal-Bidet (Tingly Good!) is a bi monthly fanzine made by me featuring photo's bio's interviews live reviews and my tour diary.... because.. they're *my* friends ok... they love me.... I am super fan... and I only did that gang bang for the interview so don't look at me like that.... all rumours of spit roasting are LIES costs £2 inc p&p

The pig was spitroasted for your information. I was slumped in a corner drunk and dressed as a comely serving wench. I think...

tresuperfan@bandaid.com

Careless Whispers..... On member of the band who shall remain un-named let slip in a moment of intensity the suggested tracklisting for the new post-split reunion album. I'm not telling you who. And no it wasn't all of them.... how loose do you think I am huh? Don't answer that, anyhoo...... (Album - Proposed titles - Tea with crayons/Pasta Milkshakes at the edge of existence) The scrapings from my amputated toe Salty beans Underwater masturbation kit Count Chocula ate my sea monkeys The Capital of north vagina roasty toasty Lost at the Zoo (Rumoured B-Sides) Mustard Forever Whenever Tickle Me Purple (pride song) Fanny Pepper and Peanuts Over-rated (Taster EP - Untitled) I'm looking up your wifes dress My Heart is a chocolate egg (full of chocolate buttons of love) Strangers on a sandwich Ask the flowers to fuck off ***UPDATE*** Homie's pet monkey has written nine new tracks he'll admit to but Vole Vat is hinting at a tenth..... The throw of these new tracks into the mix of ROCK has flared wild speculations (by me) that the new album will be a DOUBLE ALBUM... stay tuned.. I'll le you know, because if they tell anyone first it'll be me, Tre, Superfan.............. Jugglerwar Dancing Frog Two Anvils with womyn The Riot river system Taste of Salamanders Peter Cornell and the dancing box sound Ravenous Politics Wall of Poodles Illinois fried lizard Perhaps most noticible by it's absence in this track listing is any parenthesis! Where is shine of the never (changed pants)? WTF is going ON?